Megaloads!

So, on the way home I am thinking about some of the topics we were rummaging around and this is one we have gone over many, many times.  The HUGE RVs older couples drive around are amazing in many way, not all good by the way.  We have therefore done some observational research and we are sorry to report that it appears HUGE RVs are actually Alien research vehicles driven by hypnotized older Americans.  We have spent a fair amount of time looking at this because we could not figure out why these devices are usually trying to clear the roads of bicycles.  I also add that while we have survived this effort, small cars and deer have not.  Here is an example of Paul P. being attacked by a megaload

While they clearly are trying to remove any and all road-using bicycles, they often do have bicycles strapped to the back of the megaload.  As we have never seen any of these bicycles removed or physically operating, it appears they function to fool observers into thinking the human operators of the megaload to be "environmentally" focused and perhaps to work as long range antennae.  Further research is needed with this proposal.
So, in the beginning the aliens conservatively started having human agents start building small self-propelled fuel drive electrical outfitted vehicles like this.

These were successful enough that they decided to move ahead with further development.  To test how large they could build these without being discovered they moved to multiple section devices.

As they improved their sensing technology and made smaller units to install they then moved to what we now recognize as the "classic" megaload.

You will notice that they early on added the ability to tow a car or truck.  This allowed the human operator and maintainer to travel to get supplies for the megaload while keeping the megaload stationed and connected to electricity, water and most importantly the toilet connection.

They then appeared to add side expansions to allow further evident alien communication and human element night storage. It appears those human operators have been gaining significant weight clearly to further gravitationally stabilize the megaload - hence the name megaload.

The most advanced megaload we have seen is shown below.  It has side expansion, tows a large truck, has a platform to hold an ATV,, and an upper back rack to support the required attached but non-removable bicycles with the under-racks to hold the tables and gas grill.  Here is an example.

 We had the opportunity to see and chat with one of the human operators of a large megaload while she was driving her ATV 250 feet to the RV site restaurant clearly designed to feel and support the RV-enslaved human supporters for the alien-RV devices.  Without the ATV she would have had to (gasp!) physically walk to the food source and thus would have lost some of the weight gain.  That would have cut the load the megaload needs to stay gravitationally oriented.  These "RV-Aliens" are managing the human element well.
Yes, it is clearly an evolutionary process we are observing and Paul P. will make more observational comments including more evidence of the alien road markings they use for communication.  Very interesting.  More to come.