Alien Invasion

Yesterday we were very puzzled when we came across these hieroglyphics on the road near Nelma, Wisconsin.

With the help of some special stones that we found alongside the road, we were able to translate them.  They read from bottom to top and say that on November 8, 2016 that a significant event will happen.  The middle panel says that another significant event will happen on January 20, 2017.  The last panel at the top says that all able-bodied "individuals" (the translation is a little unclear here, since the stones we were using couldn't come up with an equivalent word in English) were supposed to begin preparations for the final event.  So on we went, totally baffled at what we had come across.  A few miles later, someone had accidentally left a gate open.  On the INSIDE of the gate was a small sign "Area 51".

Had the gate not been open, we wouldn't have seen it.  As many well-informed people know, Area 51 is the top-secret Nevada portal where aliens have first been observed.  But this sign proves that Area 51 has moved to UP-Michigan.  Now we were on to something.  We next saw a sign posted alongside the road:

This, combined with some more hieroglyphics we came across today:

made it obvious that we had stumbled across something big.
The big event is the election on November 8 and with the movement of Area 51 to Michigan, Trump will be obviously be leading the alien invasion that will consummate itself on January 20, 2017.
Now a whole lot of things started to make sense.  We first wondered why the aliens had chosen UP-Michigan for the landing site.  Then when we remembered all of the closed mines (here's a sign leading to one),

it became clear- they needed places to hide their alien starships.  Where else but all of these abandoned mines?!?  This starship landing/hiding spot was visible from the road:

And then the final clue: Freshly surfaced ATV trails!

The aliens will need these trails to run their tanks and armored vehicles along when the invasion begins.
Paul C. has been doing additional research on the role of Mega-Loads in the upcoming armageddon, and a future post will cover the results of those investigations.  But until then, everyone must begin mobilizing to fend off the aliens, before they take over!  As we discover more clues as to how and when the invasion will occur, we will share them!